Ten fingers, ten toes... and gay. Do you still want him?
You'll just love...MAMA!
Always use the right tool for the job.
Fasten your seat belt for the craziest cab ride of your life!
DRAMA AND SPECTACLE UNPARALLELED! ENTERTAINMENT UNDREAMED OF! 12,000 PLAYERS! 200 MIGHTY SCENES! TOLD TO THE TUNE OF 87 BELOVED SONGS! (original ad - all caps)
The key to the future lies in unlocking the past.
Richard Pryor is in a new kind of comedy...about some kind of hero...in some kind of mess.
It's never too late to dream.
Arthur Bindlebeep had raising children completely figured out...until his own three came along.
Everybody gets a second chance.
THEY'D BEEN THROUGH THE LIVING HELL OF WAR...EATING DIRT...CRAWLING ON THEIR GUT! BUT THE REAL HELL WAS TO COME......WHEN THEY FELL IN LOVE WITH MONIQUE! (original print ad - all caps)
Вы знаете, кому вы доверяете свою жизнь?
Fifteen's no fairy tale.