Life's a bitch and then you can't die.
SMASHING FISTS AND CRASHING BULLETS...OF DESPERATE MEN IN LOVE! (original poster - all caps)
It's the hardest move a guy has to make.
She was married to a walking dead man!
Unless they pay, the world will know their secrets!
When an uncaring society pushes a man to the limit, he has only one choice.
This town is an abundance of rumors...but has anybody bothered to find out the truth?
DRAMATIC-SHOCKER! (original print ad - all caps)
Something terrifying is falling in love with Sheila...