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Plunge Into a Night of Unspeakable Terror!
Of course I'll have to bottle feed.
The nightmare may happen to You.
There's no medicine for someone like you
He reached out for revenge... even after death!
The fangs of the Snake Goddess will PIERCE YOUR FLESH!
Can you stand the laughs? Do you cry real tears at comedy? Do your sides ache when you laugh too hard?
A picture of Everybody for Everybody!