WHAC-TV: The Station That Turns You On Like You've Never Been Turned On Before!
Plunge Into a Night of Unspeakable Terror!
The Gory Orderly is Back! Nurse Edith Will See You Now!
The nightmare may happen to You.
There's no medicine for someone like you
He reached out for revenge... even after death!
The fangs of the Snake Goddess will PIERCE YOUR FLESH!
Of course I'll have to bottle feed.
A picture of Everybody for Everybody!