Can you stand the laughs? Do you cry real tears at comedy? Do your sides ache when you laugh too hard?
It can destroy a city...and perhaps the word. (sic)
The Greatest Medical Discovery since Laughing Gas!
Some Women Will Stop At Nothing!
He's got twelve chances to get Christmas right.
Superb as a Motion Picture!
Now the screen tells what makes a woman - and what breaks her!
A Japanese Chainsaw Massacre
Sometimes you have to find yourself before you realize you were lost.
A young man of wealth has been disinherited by his father for falling in love with a girl of poor parents and has fled with her to Paris. They lose each other there, and are drawn into the underworld. Years later the man, now a thief sought by the police, is lured into the room of a woman of the streets. In her room he recognizes the lost sweetheart of his youth. At the same instant she realizes that this disreputable gamin before her is the lost idol of her dreams. The final reunion of the lovers makes a climax of unutterable suspense.
THE BIG LAUGH BLITZ OF 1941! (original print media ad - all caps)