THEY SLASHED A CRIME-SCAR ACROSS THE MAP OF AMERICA! (original poster-all caps)
What Do You Desire?
STOP THE PRESSES! Nancy's on the trail of a terrific SCOOP!
Your favorite SCREEN TEAM is on the SCREAM BEAM!
These Dolls Do it All!
Everyone has secrets...
He Went Fishin'... But Ended Up As The Bait!
Killing is in Her Blood!
If the graveyard's rockin', don't bother knockin'!
Now we know why they were «merry» men!
Worse than loving you is searching for you.
Rated X for adults & F for fun!