A Pandora's Box of Freudian Depravity.
THEY SLASHED A CRIME-SCAR ACROSS THE MAP OF AMERICA! (original poster-all caps)
What Do You Desire?
These Dolls Do it All!
STOP THE PRESSES! Nancy's on the trail of a terrific SCOOP!
Everyone has secrets...
Your favorite SCREEN TEAM is on the SCREAM BEAM!
Killing is in Her Blood!
If the graveyard's rockin', don't bother knockin'!
He Went Fishin'... But Ended Up As The Bait!
Now we know why they were «merry» men!
Worse than loving you is searching for you.