THEY SLASHED A CRIME-SCAR ACROSS THE MAP OF AMERICA! (original poster-all caps)
A Pandora's Box of Freudian Depravity.
Pretty Young Ladies Make the Perfect Plant Food!
They felt the spirit of the hills in her jugs!
He Went Fishin'... But Ended Up As The Bait!
Now we know why they were «merry» men!
If the graveyard's rockin', don't bother knockin'!
STOP THE PRESSES! Nancy's on the trail of a terrific SCOOP!
Killing is in Her Blood!
Your favorite SCREEN TEAM is on the SCREAM BEAM!
Everyone has secrets...