OUTLAW GANG WAR! (original ad - all caps)
I am a sick man...
Ain't No Justice, It's Just Us
He stalks the city of sex and sin!
The screen's most daring sleuth!
Who's killing the serial killers?
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Don't let it pass you by
Hiding Him In The Middle Of Nowhere Was The Worst Thing They Could Do!
The Laugh BANG Of A Lifetime !