Death is just the beginning.
Overnight, she became a star...Over many nights, she became a legend
Mary Jean is just dying to get into the movies... She's about to get her wish.
Lovely! (Diana Lynn) Reckless! (Lucille Bremer) Loyal! (Louis Hayward) Power-Mad! (Zachary Scott) Vicious! (Sydney Greenstreet) Innocent! (Martha Vickers)
Don't touch that dial! Don't touch that one either! And stop touching yourself! SCTV is on the air!
GAY, MUSICAL COMEDY...SPARKLING WITH SPICY SITUATIONS! (original ad - all caps)