You can choose your pets...You can choose your friends...What if you could choose your relatives?
Overnight, she became a star...Over many nights, she became a legend
Death is just the beginning.
Lovely! (Diana Lynn) Reckless! (Lucille Bremer) Loyal! (Louis Hayward) Power-Mad! (Zachary Scott) Vicious! (Sydney Greenstreet) Innocent! (Martha Vickers)
Mary Jean is just dying to get into the movies... She's about to get her wish.
Don't touch that dial! Don't touch that one either! And stop touching yourself! SCTV is on the air!
GAY, MUSICAL COMEDY...SPARKLING WITH SPICY SITUATIONS! (original ad - all caps)