Only a cop in blue jeans can bring justice to a city gone mad.
Now! An all-action major motion picture
Up from the bowels of the earth come...
Filmed Under Military Protection by M-G-M in Africa's Mau-Mau Country!
The world's most huggable hero.
JETLINER HIKACKED! (original poster - all caps)
Becoming one of them is your Ticket to Heaven
Some war stories will never make the nightly news.
One Witness to Murder is One Too Many!
WANTED: Youth and Beauty. Will Pay Millions. Only Beautiful and Shapely Girls Need Apply. No References Required. Appointments After Dark Only.
It's never too late to start a family. Even when it's the last thing you expected.