Madness is Priceless
A terrifying force that cannot be resisted is here ...
Between heaven & hell
These are the TALONS of The Vampire Bat (original ad)
The Most Endangered Species Is Now Man
When They Made the Mistake of Letting Him Out, She Made the Mistake of Letting Him In.
THE BIGGEST LAUGH SHOW IDEA IN TEN YEARS (Original print ad - all caps)
What it wants...is inside you.
Whatever you need is INSIDE the BOX