Some things are better left unused.
Thrilling! Dark! Sexy!
They're on an Adventure to Change History, If They Don't Make It - They're History!
THE STRANGEST PICTURE YOU'LL EVER SEE! (print ad - Lubbock Morning Avalanche - Lyric Theatre - Lubbock, Texas - October 1, 1936 - all caps)
When the force was with them, NO-ONE stood a chance!
Young geniuses create time travel only to find that extremists are using it to send assassins to kill Jesus. They must hijack the time machine, stop the assassins, and restore the resurrection to save the world from the apocalypse.