Meet Charles Vine. He tries, spies harder...fights deadlier...and loves more dangerously!
TRAPPED IN A POCKET OF HELL WITH A SCALPING PARTY ON EVERY SIDE...(original poster-all caps)
Billie's Got the Beat!
Astronauts Mutiny in Space!
The Dumbest Dimwits in Paris Pull the Hairiest Heist in History in a Dizzy Display of Dippiness...