TRAPPED IN A POCKET OF HELL WITH A SCALPING PARTY ON EVERY SIDE...(original poster-all caps)
What lurid secret lied beyond that hidden door?
For Adults. For Children.
Billie's Got the Beat!
Astronauts Mutiny in Space!
The Dumbest Dimwits in Paris Pull the Hairiest Heist in History in a Dizzy Display of Dippiness...