INSTRUment OF TERROR! (original U.S. release print ad - mostly caps)
At Last! A Motion Picture That Delivers FUN!
The Most Baffling Whodunit Ever Filmed...!
What a Corpus Delecti! It's sheer murder...upstairs and downstairs...and in the lady's chamber...in the wildest, wackiest comedy that ever brought down the house with laughs!
Don't do anything I wouldn't ..... which leaves you to do anything at all !