THEY'RE CRACKED IN THE CRANIUM...ON A CUCKOO CAMPUS!
"Alcatraz is too good for him - I'll blast him to hell where he belongs" (original poster)
Voila! It's the oo-la-laughingest escapade in the History of Love! Gayer than a Mardi Gras . . . and merry with Gordon and Revel's latest songs !
«Beware, Spider! I Have You Marked For Death with The Most Fiendish Weapons Ever Concieved By The Human Brain!»
AN AMAZING AUTHENTIC SPECTACLE! (original poster - all caps)
It's an ooh-la-lalapalooza!
Daring-Shocking Drama that Pulls No Punches! (original poster)