Life can never cage a man like this!
A Story of Family, Lust, Murder ...and Other Midlife Crises
A comic collision of chaos and coincidence
The funniest discovery since laughter!!
IN A WORLD AS DIFFERENT AS NIGHT AND DAY! (original ad - all caps)
They Look Like Rocks...Possess A High Intelligence...Have No Eyes...And Eat Ashes...They Travel In Your Car Exhaust...They Make Fire...They Kill.
Funnier Than Auntie Mame!