Welcome To The Madness!
REIGN OF TERROR FROM EARTH! (original ad - all caps)
If the zombies don't get you... boredom might.
Don't touch the nose.
Unconquerable Warriors of the Dead!
It's not a porno film ... it's a HORNO film!
Deliciously Grotesque.
Good Old American Violence
SEE! Linnea Shape Up the Living Dead Through Zombiecise!
Working late was never this brutal
Justice... in this or any other world.