Breaking up just got harder to do
WANTED: Youth and Beauty. Will Pay Millions. Only Beautiful and Shapely Girls Need Apply. No References Required. Appointments After Dark Only.
Unconquerable Warriors of the Dead!
The coma-brutal duel has begun...
The World's First EVER Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie Romance
GOD HATES YOU!
Who do YOU think will win?
They're not quite dead ... just brain dead
The Sickest Bloodsuckers
In the bush no-one can hear you cream
REIGN OF TERROR FROM EARTH! (original ad - all caps)
The «WALKING DEAD» are the most DEADLY!