...too much fun can kill you...
Don't touch that dial! Don't touch that one either! And stop touching yourself! SCTV is on the air!
If you're prepared for zombies, you're prepared for anything!
At West Andrews High, popularity is a business
You never know what you'll pick up.
For those who like to get in early
Faster than a speeding «Airplane.» More powerful than a «Naked Gun.»
Payback is a bitch of a whore
She uncovered a place where ancient mysteries survive and nightmares are real
The best date is with a dog
When your best friend is your only friend.
Let the party begin!
It Will Blow Your Mind!
Sometimes even Cupid needs a little help!