...too much fun can kill you...
Don't touch that dial! Don't touch that one either! And stop touching yourself! SCTV is on the air!
You never know what you'll pick up.
At West Andrews High, popularity is a business
If you're prepared for zombies, you're prepared for anything!
Faster than a speeding «Airplane.» More powerful than a «Naked Gun.»
Payback is a bitch of a whore
She uncovered a place where ancient mysteries survive and nightmares are real
The best date is with a dog
For those who like to get in early
When your best friend is your only friend.
Let the party begin!
It Will Blow Your Mind!
1968. Peace. Love. And the undead.