...too much fun can kill you...
Don't touch that dial! Don't touch that one either! And stop touching yourself! SCTV is on the air!
To avoid moral panic keep repeating: "They were only movies, only movies, only movies, only movies...".
If you're prepared for zombies, you're prepared for anything!
At West Andrews High, popularity is a business
The best date is with a dog
You never know what you'll pick up.
Faster than a speeding «Airplane.» More powerful than a «Naked Gun.»
When your best friend is your only friend.
Payback is a bitch of a whore
She uncovered a place where ancient mysteries survive and nightmares are real
For those who like to get in early
It Will Blow Your Mind!
1968. Peace. Love. And the undead.
Let the party begin!