...too much fun can kill you...
Don't touch that dial! Don't touch that one either! And stop touching yourself! SCTV is on the air!
At West Andrews High, popularity is a business
You never know what you'll pick up.
If you're prepared for zombies, you're prepared for anything!
Payback is a bitch of a whore
Faster than a speeding «Airplane.» More powerful than a «Naked Gun.»
The best date is with a dog
She uncovered a place where ancient mysteries survive and nightmares are real
For those who like to get in early
When your best friend is your only friend.
Let the party begin!
It Will Blow Your Mind!
1968. Peace. Love. And the undead.