...too much fun can kill you...
Don't touch that dial! Don't touch that one either! And stop touching yourself! SCTV is on the air!
At West Andrews High, popularity is a business
You never know what you'll pick up.
If you're prepared for zombies, you're prepared for anything!
For those who like to get in early
Faster than a speeding «Airplane.» More powerful than a «Naked Gun.»
Payback is a bitch of a whore
She uncovered a place where ancient mysteries survive and nightmares are real
The best date is with a dog
When your best friend is your only friend.
Let the party begin!
It Will Blow Your Mind!
1968. Peace. Love. And the undead.