...too much fun can kill you...
To avoid moral panic keep repeating: "They were only movies, only movies, only movies, only movies...".
Don't touch that dial! Don't touch that one either! And stop touching yourself! SCTV is on the air!
If you're prepared for zombies, you're prepared for anything!
You never know what you'll pick up.
Payback is a bitch of a whore
Faster than a speeding «Airplane.» More powerful than a «Naked Gun.»
At West Andrews High, popularity is a business
The best date is with a dog
For those who like to get in early
She uncovered a place where ancient mysteries survive and nightmares are real
When your best friend is your only friend.
Let the party begin!
1968. Peace. Love. And the undead.
It Will Blow Your Mind!