LOST WORLD OF THE MAYANS! (original print ad - all caps)
A macabre story of two motorcycle-riding, knife-wielding, shiv-shaving, eye-gouging, arm-twisting, chain-lashing, scalpel-flashing, acid-throwing, gun-shooting, bone-breaking, pathological nuts and their pal the UNDERTAKER...
Eric Was Just a Boy, But He Could Still Teach the Mighty Tarzan a Few Secrets of the Jungle!
There was nothing they wouldn't do!
No good deed goes unpunished.
Robert Mutt is *not* a douche bag.
Where civilization ends and survival begins.
Take a Look Into the Incredible Mirror of Lust!
Ginger is Back!
A Pandora's Box of Freudian Depravity.