«I am TONDELAYO!»
A TWO-GUN SON OF THE WEST TAKES THE LAW INTO HIS OWN HANDS! (original poster0all caps)
The movie that dares to tell the truth behind the most shocking crime of the century!
Punks not dead... but it's about to be.
Fantastic NEW Science Fiction Spectacle!
STOP THE PRESSES! Nancy's on the trail of a terrific SCOOP!
Atomic mutations with an appetite for flesh!