WANTED: Youth and Beauty. Will Pay Millions. Only Beautiful and Shapely Girls Need Apply. No References Required. Appointments After Dark Only.
The Laugh BANG Of A Lifetime !
It's The Last Safe Sanctuary On Earth... And The Battle Is On...!
HEART-THROBS of a GREAT CITY! (original ad - many caps)
Vengeance Is Timeless
EXCITING NEW ADVENTURES...In The Living Legends Of A Turbulent River Era.
Kinshasa is calling
Their top secret mission paved the way for the man who said «I Shall Return!».
What happens when the roles of man and woman are reversed?
Life. It's A Trip.
The blood of millions is on his hands... the power of evil is on his side
Whip-sawing through shrieking red devils on the pony express!
You Live Every Adventure Known to Man ... When You Dare to Cross ...
TWO FIGHTING RAILROAD CREWS BATTLE FOR THE ONLY RIGHT OF WAY! (original print ad - all caps)