SHOCKING! Susan's Still Confusin' Us With Her Gay Experiments in Romance!
TOO MANY SINS TO FORGET! (original print ad - all caps)
Some places can break your heart.
Take a Look Into the Incredible Mirror of Lust!
Broadway Hollywood Success Betrayal Sex Death Redemption
The wonder film of the century, about the most romantic figure who ever lived!
WHEN IRENE SWINGS AND FLINGS AND SINGS, YOU LISTEN WITH YOUR HEART! (original poster - all caps)
I've got you under my skin.