WHEN IRENE SWINGS AND FLINGS AND SINGS, YOU LISTEN WITH YOUR HEART! (original poster - all caps)
SHOCKING! Susan's Still Confusin' Us With Her Gay Experiments in Romance!
TOO MANY SINS TO FORGET! (original print ad - all caps)
Some places can break your heart.
The wonder film of the century, about the most romantic figure who ever lived!
Getting out alive is never as easy as it seems.