Here comes Santa.
Justice is Served
Where the rent won't kill you, but something else will!
Who says you can't get blood out of a stone...
Don't open the door!
Summer 1981, Welcome to Camp Hiawatha
Party till you drop...DEAD
Hang Up! Before HE comes to cut you off...DEAD!
How Do You Kill What Is Already Dead?
It began as a simple fable...
His mind is their only way out!
You'll Pay To Get In... And Pray To Get Out!