It's High School the Way We Remember It ... Although It Never Happened Quite Like This!
Sometimes you choose the wrong place to hide.
The forces of evil were looking for trouble! They found her!
Some like it H.O.T.S.!
You've never seen more! Let us prove it to you when the monsters meet the girls!
A well-bred romantic comedy.
It's a Barnyard Blast when Country Hicks meet City Chicks!
YOU'VE NEVER MET THIS KIND OF WOMAN! (original poster-all caps)