THE GREATEST SCHOOL-STORY EVER WRITTEN COMES TO THE SCREEN IN ALL ITS GLORY! (original print ad - all caps)
A Thrilling New Motion Picture!
THE MOB MEETS ITS MATCH IN A MOLL! The toughies get the tender treatment...in their most dramatic adventure!
What do you do if you discover you are the son of a serial killer ?
WORTH FIGHTING FOR! (original ad - all caps)
Somebody's got to believe that things are going to get better...