WINGS TO THE WIND...EYES TO THE SKIES! (original print media ad - all caps)
Don't break the rules. Change them.
A Very Powerful Place
Fear is never an invited guest.
The innocent. The ritual. The terror.
Remember high school? It's gotten worse.
Hollywood invaded the Comic Book World... Now the real Comic Book Heros are striking back!
THE SCORCHINGLY PERSONAL BEST-SELLER! (original print ad - all caps)
Man the laugh-preservers ... lower the roar-boats ! Everybody's going overboard ... for Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.
Let the party begin!
The totally pumped-up original movie of one man's American Dream.