Sometimes you have to find yourself before you realize you were lost.
She's the Hot Number of the Switchboards!
Maniac Hunts Humans In A Jungle Hell!
There's more to war than taking sides.
You'd never believe they're sisters!
Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1989!
Redskins no longer bite the dust... they just eat dirt.
The coolest things to do are the things they say we can't do.
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