They said it couldn't possibly exist...
Death is the only option...
The rules of the game have just changed...
Let the party begin!
The demand: 50 million dollar The stake: the city of Dallas! (Dutch)
Psychological Terror Beyond Your Wildest Nightmares
The CIA'S Most Dangerous Weapon!
Drilling into the forbidding depths of the earth!
You know what they say about guys with big feet...
He's Got Ants in His Pants!
HILARIOUS MIXTURE OF MISSILES AND MIRTH! (original ad - all caps)