Once in every lifetime mankind faces nature's wrath... but never before like this!
Death is the only option...
The rules of the game have just changed...
Let the party begin!
The demand: 50 million dollar The stake: the city of Dallas! (Dutch)
Psychological Terror Beyond Your Wildest Nightmares
The CIA'S Most Dangerous Weapon!
You know what they say about guys with big feet...
He's Got Ants in His Pants!
Drilling into the forbidding depths of the earth!
HILARIOUS MIXTURE OF MISSILES AND MIRTH! (original ad - all caps)