A whirlwind day in the hapless lives of small town youth
When no one cares, it's hard to find your way back home.
Cliques don't mix in '76.
The True Confessions and Intimate Secrets of the world's greatest authority on LOVE
It's a Major Mix Up!
In Greenwich, no one can hear you scream.
Being filthy rich is a dirty business.
FROM THE BOLD BLUSHING STAGE HIT OF SEX IN THE SUBURBS! (original print ad - all caps)
Only two people on earth want Sidney Schaefer alive. Sidney Schaefer. And the President of the United States.
The Knowltons have finally found a neighborhood to die for.
There's only one thing more frightening than murder: High School.
Women Would Rather Kill Than Miss an Appointment With Dr. Fleckstein