You're invited to a wedding...WE'RE NOT SURE ABOUT THE DATE (IT DEPENDS ON WHEN WE CAN CATCH UP WITH THE BRIDE-GROOM) - BUT THERE'LL BE CHAMPAGNE, MUSIC IN THE STREETS, A BIT OF LONDON, PRAIS, THE HIGH SEAS AND LITTLE OLD NEW YORK.
Johannes Linnakosken kuolematon rakkausdraama (Johannes Linnakoski's immortal love drama)
The birthday cake is part nuts...the birthday party is completely nuts!
Revenge is all she had left
Think Outside The Flock
Man of the Masses
How could it happen to Janet...so shy, so young, and so much like yourself? Where did she go wrong... and why... WHY... WHY?
BLAZING LIKE A PRAIRIE FIRE! (original ad-all caps)
Even advocates of mirth-control have to hold their seats and sides when they see JOE E. BROWN cutting comic capers! (oriiginal print ad)