Never too late to catch up.
A Perfect Family in turmoil... A son who is determined to fix it by all means.
Celibacy is better than bad sex
CAMPUS FUN ON THE RUN! (original ad - all caps)
THEY TIPPED THEIR HATS TO TEXAS DAN! Outlaws waiting to drill him...the law setting a noose for him - but a bold caballero gives the crooked-west a face-lifting (original poster)