FROM PETER B. KYNE'S BRILLIANT STORY
Even the Birds and the Bees could learn a thing or two from Bridget!
He's steer crazy! The whacky hacky with a meter that registered Laffs only!
AN EYEFUL FOR ANY «GI»
THE SEASON'S SCREEN SENSATION! (original ad - all caps)
The Killers, The Gun Molls, The Terror They Spread! (original poster)