It Teaches Us All A Good Moral Lesson (original poster)
FROM PETER B. KYNE'S BRILLIANT STORY
Even the Birds and the Bees could learn a thing or two from Bridget!
He's steer crazy! The whacky hacky with a meter that registered Laffs only!
AN EYEFUL FOR ANY «GI»
THE SEASON'S SCREEN SENSATION! (original ad - all caps)