Sadness, Loss, Disappointment... Only to Carry on.
There'll be no escape for the Princess this time...
Ohio was never like this. And neither was Joey.
Sex, drums, tequila, social networking, A pirate, morning after pills, Jesus and A gun...It's one hot mess
Very, Very Gay! When the Sultan's Away, and the Royal Magician Starts to Play...in the Harem! (original ad)
SMASHING WESTERN ADVENTURE! (original print ad-all caps)
I'm adorable... and horny! XOXOXO
A FACELESS KILLER ON THE LOOSE! (original poster-all caps)