Front up! Alvin's back! And look's who doing it now!
The needle invades your vain. The seductress invades your heart. What waits in the shadows will invade your sanity.
Sister against Sister IN A BURNING DRAMA OF LOVE AND HATE IN THE TROPICS!
Felix and Oscar Meet Alex and Elliott
THE MOB MEETS ITS MATCH IN A MOLL! The toughies get the tender treatment...in their most dramatic adventure!
A FACELESS KILLER ON THE LOOSE! (original poster-all caps)
Columbia's Bases Full of LAUGHS!!!
Sadness, Loss, Disappointment... Only to Carry on.
There'll be no escape for the Princess this time...
Sex, drums, tequila, social networking, A pirate, morning after pills, Jesus and A gun...It's one hot mess
SMASHING WESTERN ADVENTURE! (original print ad-all caps)