Brother against brother, father against son. All competing for...THE COOLANGATTA GOLD!
Love Target!
A HISTORICAL DRAMA IN FIFTEEN SPECULATOR CHAPTERS! (original banner-all caps)
Highschool - you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
Ohio was never like this. And neither was Joey.
Very, Very Gay! When the Sultan's Away, and the Royal Magician Starts to Play...in the Harem! (original ad)
It's Happening in the BRONX - It's Happening in DARIEN - It's Happening in GREAT NECK - It's Happening in Every Home in America!