YOU'VE NEVER MET THIS KIND OF WOMAN! (original poster-all caps)
The Laugh BANG Of A Lifetime !
Thousands of fans remake a classic.
She's a beauty. She's a beast. She's Bloody Mary.
Beaten, Betrayed and Bustin' Loose!
All New High Adventure!
To their family, it meant more than a piano... it was their legacy and their future.
If the customers don't eat you, THE GREEN MONSTER will!
It's The Last Safe Sanctuary On Earth... And The Battle Is On...!
Whirling ropes and snarling guns in the galloping grip of a glamorous drama!