YOU'VE NEVER MET THIS KIND OF WOMAN! (original poster-all caps)
The Laugh BANG Of A Lifetime !
Thousands of fans remake a classic.
She's a beauty. She's a beast. She's Bloody Mary.
Beaten, Betrayed and Bustin' Loose!
All New High Adventure!
Whirling ropes and snarling guns in the galloping grip of a glamorous drama!
Their Funniest Full Length Feature!
To their family, it meant more than a piano... it was their legacy and their future.
If the customers don't eat you, THE GREEN MONSTER will!
It's The Last Safe Sanctuary On Earth... And The Battle Is On...!