A comic collision of chaos and coincidence
Секс под наркозом, любовь под скальпелем
SHOCK-BY-SHOCK STORY OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS BANDIT OF OUR TIMES!! (original print ad - all caps)
The rapists who attack these women are about to have their lives permanently altered!
Hell hath no fury as a woman scalded by acid.
Try to remember it's only a movie.