IT'S EXPLOSIVE ROMANCE! (original ad - all caps)
Every Womans Knows That Matrimony is RISKY BUSINESS (original poster)
What IDEAS this woman gets!
THE TOWN OF «SLEEPY LAGOON» WAKES UP WITH A BANG WHEN MAYOR JUDY CANOVA STARTS A CLEANUP OF LOCAL SWINDLERS!
His Blazing Guns and Swinging Fists Tame the Toughest Bandit Gang!
The next time you sleep, it's gon' be your wake.