A story for the village idiot in all of us.
Jaws of steel!
HOW DID HE GET AWAY WITH IT! (original poster - all caps)
Your Love and Laughter Problems Are Solved When ARTHUR TAKES OVER
The Bang Bang Gang penetrates everything moral
THRILLS UPON THRILLS! (original print ad - all caps)
...it will have you rollin' in the aisles.
Gene Sings 5 Hits!