If you never take chances, you never have opportunities ...
2 kvinnor, 2 män, 4 kärlekar och 1 missförstånd...
HILARIOUS HUMPHREY! He's worth his weight in LAUGHS (original poster)
Waiting for a second chance can kill you.
A SYMPHONY OF SILLINESS! Everything Goes 'Round In Circles When Mama Sets The Pace!
You saw the glamour version - Now see it as it was
TRUE! BRUTAL! SHOCKING! (original poster)
They're too screwy for the service...so these merry mad-men make an Army of their own...!
The next time you sleep, it's gon' be your wake.
RANGE RUSTLERS ARE OUT-RUSTLED! (original print media ad - all caps)