HANGING'S TOO GOOD FOR A RAT LIKE THIS! (original print ad - all caps)
Anchors Aweigh FOR A GOB AND THE SEASON'S MOST HILARIOUS GAGS! (original ad - mostly caps)
The grass is greener in the ghetto.
Split! Between a faithful wife and a promiscuous mistress !
Are you willing to lose the love for the friendship? Or are you willing to lose the friendship for love?
Driven by fear of detection she fled from the city to the Kentucky hills. There she became the point of controversy between two rangy woodsmen. Then she had to choose between the lover from the city and the back-hills mountaineer who had protected her...? (original poster)