Best friends find you when you least expect it.
"I'M 17! I'M NO BABY, DAD!" (original ad - all caps)
The first scream was for fun. The second scream was for help.
From Dawn to Dusk...Help is NOT Coming.
No one will be admitted after the bear steals the bulldozer.
There isn't anything called adultery, there's only love.
Words are empty when your heart is full