IT'S GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT! (original print ad - all caps)
Opposites react!
Crimbus is for getting
Welcome to the Lost Coast
Your audience is watching. Be the Hero.
It Was The Beginning Of The End Of Innocence.
Envision the possibilities
A black comedy about white trash.
The Laugh BANG Of A Lifetime !
The bad guys want them dead. Immigration want them out. All they want is a good time.
Parents: This is a film you and your children will treasure.