Because some things really matter
He fought for JUSTICE! Battled for LOVE! (original print ad)
It's The Last Safe Sanctuary On Earth... And The Battle Is On...!
Inside each of us is the possibility for greatness.
He's the Two-Fisted Hero of the Square Mile of Hell the Devil Himself disowned!
Who do YOU think will win?
YOU'VE NEVER MET THIS KIND OF WOMAN! (original poster-all caps)
Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy remained at home to take care of the children -- Their wives had gone out to target practice.