Put this in your pipe and smoke it.
Who do you believe?
A movie that'll make the whole family care-a-lot.
Everyone is dying to meet girly.....
An animated classic for children of all ages
AND NOW YOU SEE HIM IN CHINA! (original print ad - all caps)
Authentic Trip Through An American NUDIST COLONY!
Help your child get ready for school!
No wonder why the professor went mad!