Put this in your pipe and smoke it.
Who do you believe?
A movie that'll make the whole family care-a-lot.
Everyone is dying to meet girly.....
An animated classic for children of all ages
Authentic Trip Through An American NUDIST COLONY!
AND NOW YOU SEE HIM IN CHINA! (original print ad - all caps)
Help your child get ready for school!
No wonder why the professor went mad!