He runs it down the flagpole and up the establishment
We've got movie sign!
A very sad comedy
I'm putting the 'ex' back in Texas!
ALL IS REVEALED IN THE GROOVE TUBE
Invite a few friends over to watch the end of the world!
You've got questions? We've got MANswers!
Be thankful they don't work during the day!
You'll come UNGLUED with laughter!
A Head of His Time
Don't touch that dial! Don't touch that one either! And stop touching yourself! SCTV is on the air!