Body of a boy! Mind of a monster! Soul of an unearthly thing!
More Jiggles Than You'll Ever See on T.V.!
Too Sensual To Miss If You're Curious! Too Terrifying To See If You're Yellow!
See Teenage Girls Thrust Into the Weird Pulsating Cage of Horror!
Don't bring your wife to see this movie
His Slay Bells are Ringing!
They came to torture an agonised mind
Zay It, Zee It and Zoon!