An Appalling Amalgam of Carnage and Carnality ...
YOU CAN'T RESIST IT! (original ad - all caps)
When you set a trap for a killer, make sure there are no exits
... el único tunel es obscuro y solitatio: el mío. (... there is only one obscure and solitary tunnel: mine.)
Every man's fantasy, one man's nightmare.
The Year Is 2020... He's The Only Cop Who Can Stop The Destruction Of The World!
Life is a Dance... Love is a Tango
More Sizzling Than Ever Before!
There's a time to fight and a time to run ...
Nursie is losing her patients.