...on a small island off season there are no laws...
In life, there are no stuntmen, stand-ins and rewrites.
Some people will go to any wavelengths for a date
First he nails you... Then he *nails* you!
He's got twelve chances to get Christmas right.
One Way Or Another, You're Gonna Get Slammed!
The big issues in pop culture, business and politics - as only Donny can do them