The surgeon who did the job was dead. Only the nurse knew what this gangster looked like in his new face. He learned about women from her!
WHEN YOU'RE NOT CHEERING THE MUSIC, YOU'RE LAUGHING AT THE FUN! (original poster-all caps)
Have You Heard the One About THE TRAVELING SALESLADY! (original poster)
A fighting son of the west proves his bravery with a swift draw and dynamite wallop
THEY'RE OFF! Off on the first cross-country steeplechase ever filmed for a hair-raising, breath-taking, six-shooting Western drama! (original print ad)
BLAZING HIS WAY TO GLORY-OUTWITTING OUTLAWS OF THE PLAINS AT EVERY TURN (original ad-all caps)
'Cripes, it's about time this world laughed again!'