Savage! Primitive! Untamed!
A GORILLA TRAINED TO KILL! (original poster - all caps)
So you rescue dogs... who rescues you?
Love sucks. And bites. Forever.
The Shocking True Story of Delinquent Girls!
They thought it was a joke...
It Tears Your Nerves to Shreds!
The most terrifying plot ever imagined...takeover by clones!
One Million Terrifying Snakes
They tried to kill him ... drug him, torture and pervert him, but they could not stop the one-man execution squad ...
MIGHTIEST VOLCANIC ERUPTION EVER FILMED! (original print ad - all caps)