Love sucks. And bites. Forever.
Biggest bite since Jaws.
They thought it was a joke...
Savage! Primitive! Untamed!
So you rescue dogs... who rescues you?
One Million Terrifying Snakes
It Tears Your Nerves to Shreds!
IF MOONSHINE AND LOVIN' DON'T KILL YOU...THERE'S ALWAYS THE SKEETERS, GATORS AND QUICKSAND! (original poster)