Savage! Primitive! Untamed!
A GORILLA TRAINED TO KILL! (original poster - all caps)
So you rescue dogs... who rescues you?
Love sucks. And bites. Forever.
The Shocking True Story of Delinquent Girls!
They thought it was a joke...
It Tears Your Nerves to Shreds!
The most terrifying plot ever imagined...takeover by clones!
One Million Terrifying Snakes
MIGHTIEST VOLCANIC ERUPTION EVER FILMED! (original print ad - all caps)
They tried to kill him ... drug him, torture and pervert him, but they could not stop the one-man execution squad ...